Overheard ...

Two guys, talking about preventative measures against carpal tunnel:

Guy 1: I really like this brand that had a huge Velcro piece that kept my wrist straight.
Guy 2: And you could wear it on both wrists?
Guy 1: Yeah, and even at night, so you don't bend your straw while you're sleeping.

Really? Bend your straw??

The best part was that Guy 1 had a Southern twang, so it was "bend yer strah."

I love unintentionally funny people.