Overheard ...

Conversation with my concerned friend, after explaining the Master Cleanse:

Her: "So how long are you doing this??"
Me: "Ten days."
Her: "TEN DAYS?? Jeanny! I'm worried for you!"
Me: "People fast for longer than ten days! And they only drink water! Look at Gandhi!"
Her: "But you actually DO things!"
Me: "Like what? I don't exercise!"
Her: "You drive. And you work!"
Me: ".... That's not really doing anything physical."
Her: "Gandhi just sat there! He didn't have to do anything!"

Oh, the humanity. She thinks I'm going to die. Or faint.