Clueless, Thy Name Is Boy

Triangle:

Girl
Boy 1
Boy 2


Theorem:

Boys are not capable of grasping the constantly shifting and subtly changing emotions of any given girl (unless that girl is a floozy).


Proof:

1. If (A = Girl liking Boy 1), (B = Boy 1 and Boy 2 being close friends),
2. (A) will lead to a lot of (C = Girl, Boy 1, Boy 2 spending time together).
3. (C) will eventually lead to the end of (A) or to even more (A), depending on how likable Boy 1 really is.
4. (C) could lead to (D = Girl switches focus to Boy 2) or, more likely, to (E = everyone becomes friends).
5. (A) is possible to persist even if (E) comes about.
6. (B) may lead to Boy 1 confessing to Boy 2 that (F = Boy 1 likes Girl), or vice versa (G = Boy 2 likes Girl).
7. If (A) = true, Girl is acutely aware of Boy 1 and not very aware of Boy 2.
8. If (A) = true, it becomes more and more likely that (F) = false and (G) = true. Because life is never drama-free.
9. Sometime around #3, both Boy 1 and Boy 2 got lost and are still trying to figure out which is true: (A), (D), or (E). Clueless.
10. Q.E.D.