If I Were Korean...

... I would probably not be working in movies.

... I would be more likely to already be married and have a child (or more).

... I would be thin, or at least less fat.

... I would be paler than I already am.

... I would still be incredibly passive-aggressive, rather than mildly and sporadically passive-aggressive.

... I would probably play the piano a lot better than I do currently.

... I might resent my parents more.

... I would have gone to college for four years, rather than two.

... I would not be me.